good sitcom idea: 2 cool bros bro-ing out, eating kd and saying wacky things like “DISTRACTION NOODLE” and “bro yer moms hot hehehe”.
the soulless scumbag who is responsible for those kd commercials will hopefully get colon cancer
being elitist is expensive
I’m having a lot of trouble not buying more things… i look good though hehe
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Tommorrow i feel like going out and dropping 150-ish on some raw denim jeans.
Georgia man guns down immigrant after GPS sends... →
Is there even one fucking case of a gunowner doing anything helpful to anyone.
the bowtie is quickly replacing the fedora as the stupid looking fashion item that ppl inexplicably think looks cool on them.
This is kind of late but i hate fucking new youtube because it fills my feed with videos i’ve already watched, but calls them “recommendations”. I watched that video 2 weeks ago. FUCK OFF. give me my old feed back…
In times of change the learners will inherit the earth, while the knowers will...– Eric Hoffer (via maxistentialist)
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine me touching your butt—forever.” -sam booth
how good is my fucking blog holy smokes!
I don’t really know how american political system works: would it be possible for hilary clinton to run for pres in next election?!?!
do you have twitter, friends? i do have twitter. →
prime example of the internet fulfilling it’s primary function as a masturbatory garbage heap… WE GET IT YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE KIDS. CAREFUL YOU DON’T BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS FROM CONSTANTLY PATTING EACHOTHER ON THE BACK FOR IT.
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