Sooo were you searching the tag Tarantino or Lapdance when you came across my post I wonder... A cursory glance at your blog has told me you like Shaun of the Dead, bacon and have purple trousers so either way I think I like you.
Haha well, as you’ve no doubt noticed, this blog is almost entirely devoted to the art of lapdancing, so I make sure I’m always tracking any lapdance related tags ;)
Yer blog is kinda rad too, tumblbuddy. What is this new job where you draw parrots and make paper mache and teach people to trace?! Do you work at a daycare or somethin? I WANT THAT JOB.
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”—Woody Allen (via atomos)
“It was was that horrible, lonely feeling when you’re walking around some place and there are people all around and there’s only one person you want to be with no matter how mean they’ve been to you.”—Mike Birbiglia
In an innovative approach and environmental approach to controlling the mosquito population, the municipal government has taken the liberty of importing thousands of Dragon Fly larvae into our water system. So now instead of mosquito’s we have thousands upon thousands of Dragon Flies everywhere
I think they’re starting to develop a taste for human flesh.