The worst thing about being in Australia is I...
I wanna see Liam Neeson punching Nature nowwwww.
Do you ever not wanna bring a whole box of tic...
I wanna make a beer float so much.
Kip Smith, a Republican state congressman from Georgia and sponsor of a bill...– Huffington Post (via Producer Matthew)
Went to see a cool band on the weekend in Melbourne! Forgot what they are called. Will try and find out. Ugh I don’t wanna be on farmmmmm anymoarrrrr!! Also: Thinking of transitioning from beard to mustache.
Australia's 'small breast' ban - The Week →
Haha so Australia has been trying to ban small breasted women in porn movies. I’m dead serious. Oh Australia.
'Paris Syndrome' leaves Japanese tourists in shock... →
Japanese tourists need therapy after visiting paris. Ha.
medeskicat asked: You're going to be an attractive older man, like 40 years from now
The president of Nigeria’s name is Goodluck Jonathan. That is the best name ever.
DEC 26 Today I went to a Malaysian restaurant and had some awesome fishead curry. It is the first time I have eaten the heads of fish and it was really good. There are so many little bones and the way you just suck all the juicy fried meat off em is fuckin awesome. I had one piece in my mouth and I felt little sharp prickly things in my mouth and realised I was eating his lil jawbone :) The...
I need to post a facial hair update.
I’m at the point now where I legitimately have a beard. It’s my plan to get wicked hairy on the farm. Went to the bar last night and handed the bouncer my passport photo, in which I look like I’m about 12, and he kinda laughed at me and said “Dude!! Get this photo updated! You look so young!”. Spent the weekend in the city and spent a ton of money. A lot of it is...
Anonymous asked: You're really good looking. Do you get a lot of girls?